Parktikxemmet is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring rat.

Parktikxemmet created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Parktikxemmet, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Parktikxemmet, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Parktikxemmet's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Parktikxemmet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Parktikxemmet in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Parktikxemmet loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.