Farnwabbod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish turtle.

Farnwabbod created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnwabbod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Farnwabbod, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Farnwabbod's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Farnwabbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farnwabbod.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.