Quimfebbog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, selfish fly.

Quimfebbog created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimfebbog, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quimfebbog, she will be mildly annoyed.

Quimfebbog's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Quimfebbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands brown.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Run away from violet swans, for they are unholy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.