Gethughub Daglopsas is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, merciless hamster.

Gethughub Daglopsas created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gethughub Daglopsas, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gethughub Daglopsas, it will remove you from existence.

Gethughub Daglopsas' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gethughub Daglopsas' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.