Bifpinlop is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful beaver.

Bifpinlop created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifpinlop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bifpinlop, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Bifpinlop's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bifpinlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not kill badgers.