Bamcap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, stupid wyvern.

Bamcap created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bamcap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bamcap, she will not care.

Bamcap's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bamcap's Holy Commandments

1. Bamcap loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.