Ciphogdod Kopmabnurt is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish mink.

Ciphogdod Kopmabnurt created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciphogdod Kopmabnurt, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ciphogdod Kopmabnurt, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Ciphogdod Kopmabnurt's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Ciphogdod Kopmabnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three nickel sculptures of Ciphogdod Kopmabnurt on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing green hats.

3. Ciphogdod Kopmabnurt loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near moths while wearing yellow corsets and balancing five lead spheres on your chest.

5. Never write about dark matter.