Dapjanlog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous mouse.

Dapjanlog created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapjanlog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dapjanlog, it will strike you with lightening.

Dapjanlog's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dapjanlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always obey Dapjanlog's priests.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.