Tarrulljat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing camel.

Tarrulljat created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Tarrulljat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tarrulljat, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tarrulljat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tarrulljat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near tapirs while wearing blue corsets and balancing three iron spheres on your chest.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.