Tamgunab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing bird.

Tamgunab created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamgunab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tamgunab, it will turn you into a worm.

Tamgunab's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Tamgunab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Run away if eight goats approach from the west.

3. Never leap near otters.

4. Worship no other gods but Tamgunab.

5. Do not make images of living things.