Fasvagflam is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, passionate otter.

Fasvagflam created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasvagflam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fasvagflam, it will turn you into a dog.

Fasvagflam's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fasvagflam's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always wear black.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about gravity near goats while wearing pink shorts.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.