Gignigdan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, self-assured aardvark.

Gignigdan created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gignigdan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gignigdan, he will think nothing of it.

Gignigdan's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gignigdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near otters while wearing purple stockings.

3. Do not take Gignigdan's name in vain.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never wear pink rings.