Flowfetlid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, blissful goat.

Flowfetlid created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowfetlid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flowfetlid, it will destroy your home planet.

Flowfetlid's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Flowfetlid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Flowfetlid.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Never think ill of sick seals.

4. Never feed figs to whales while wearing yellow jumpers.

5. Never hurt sheep.