Jipvigmap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, slow wolf.

Jipvigmap created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipvigmap, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jipvigmap, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jipvigmap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Jipvigmap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not keep five hamsters in a large pit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.