Fadgidbus is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful weasel.

Fadgidbus created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Fadgidbus, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fadgidbus, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Fadgidbus' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fadgidbus' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not chop down trees.