Yarldonbudbess is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind raven.

Yarldonbudbess created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarldonbudbess, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yarldonbudbess, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yarldonbudbess' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Yarldonbudbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Yarldonbudbess loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Do not kill shrews.

5. Never pour water over plants.