Dabfidcip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive seal.

Dabfidcip created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabfidcip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dabfidcip, he will think nothing of it.

Dabfidcip's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dabfidcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

3. Worship no other gods but Dabfidcip.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never eat bark.