Nibmitbentettiwodduddotab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful swallow.

Nibmitbentettiwodduddotab created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Nibmitbentettiwodduddotab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nibmitbentettiwodduddotab, she will laugh at you.

Nibmitbentettiwodduddotab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nibmitbentettiwodduddotab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to mites while wearing corsets.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Run away if four rats approach from the south.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.