Safdubban is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, able alligator.

Safdubban created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safdubban, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Safdubban, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Safdubban's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Safdubban's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safdubban.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look in ponds.