Tonbegdab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful whale.

Tonbegdab created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tonbegdab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tonbegdab, she will be very unhappy.

Tonbegdab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tonbegdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing green kilts.

2. You must love Tonbegdab.

3. Tonbegdab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.