Sawdotlit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent dingo.

Sawdotlit created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawdotlit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sawdotlit, he will turn you into a mole.

Sawdotlit's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Sawdotlit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Sawdotlit on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Sawdotlit on top of important buildings.