Mumrulkam is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, passionate sheep.

Mumrulkam created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumrulkam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mumrulkam, it will not invite you to parties.

Mumrulkam's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mumrulkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Run away from pink dolphins, for they are unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help sick mice.