Besshavtenbid is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, weak wyrm.

Besshavtenbid created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Besshavtenbid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Besshavtenbid, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Besshavtenbid's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Besshavtenbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Besshavtenbid.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.