Gig Ziglanfon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating goblin.

Gig Ziglanfon created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gig Ziglanfon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gig Ziglanfon, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gig Ziglanfon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gig Ziglanfon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Gig Ziglanfon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never mention tapirs.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always stare at clouds.