Botmegbom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented rhinoceros.

Botmegbom created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Botmegbom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Botmegbom, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Botmegbom's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Botmegbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Never think about dark matter near rats while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing five aluminium spheres on your back.