Veenrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable mouse.

Veenrutt created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Veenrutt, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veenrutt, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Veenrutt's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Veenrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Veenrutt loves geese, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about nebulae.