Pitbunpaslikqueegjiparpmot is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, blissful pig.

Pitbunpaslikqueegjiparpmot created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitbunpaslikqueegjiparpmot, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pitbunpaslikqueegjiparpmot, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pitbunpaslikqueegjiparpmot's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pitbunpaslikqueegjiparpmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pitbunpaslikqueegjiparpmot.

3. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.