Appcetgep is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless guinea pig.

Appcetgep created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Appcetgep, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Appcetgep, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Appcetgep's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Appcetgep's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Never feed aubergines to manatees while wearing red trousers.