Bumwonjig Raggungid is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, idiotic zebra.

Bumwonjig Raggungid created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Bumwonjig Raggungid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bumwonjig Raggungid, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bumwonjig Raggungid's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bumwonjig Raggungid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Always obey Bumwonjig Raggungid's priests.