Midrulmetfod Mitcutkik is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful coyote.

Midrulmetfod Mitcutkik created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Midrulmetfod Mitcutkik, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Midrulmetfod Mitcutkik, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Midrulmetfod Mitcutkik's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Midrulmetfod Mitcutkik's Holy Commandments

1. Put Midrulmetfod Mitcutkik first in all things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never look at asteroids.