Tikxemlag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, astonishing jaguar.

Tikxemlag created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikxemlag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tikxemlag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tikxemlag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tikxemlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tikxemlag.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never sing in the presence of frogs.