Armhivgid Dussrotsandtit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome fox.

Armhivgid Dussrotsandtit created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Armhivgid Dussrotsandtit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Armhivgid Dussrotsandtit, she will turn you into a snail.

Armhivgid Dussrotsandtit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Armhivgid Dussrotsandtit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Armhivgid Dussrotsandtit.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Armhivgid Dussrotsandtit must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.