Damvoltig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, passionate guinea pig.

Damvoltig created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damvoltig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Damvoltig, she will have a low opinion of you.

Damvoltig's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Damvoltig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red hats.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near snails while wearing blue kilts and balancing eight silver spheres on your feet.

5. Never paint your legs gray.