Pangsandfagkadtengamtamtan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, thoughtless lizard.

Pangsandfagkadtengamtamtan created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangsandfagkadtengamtamtan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pangsandfagkadtengamtamtan, she will manifest in front of you.

Pangsandfagkadtengamtamtan's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pangsandfagkadtengamtamtan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pangsandfagkadtengamtamtan.

4. Always look after injured mice.

5. Do not listen to music.