Ingstikbus is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest dugong.

Ingstikbus created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingstikbus, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ingstikbus, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ingstikbus' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Ingstikbus' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ingstikbus.

2. Never leap near tortoises.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not hurt shrews.