Podflablun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional deer.

Podflablun created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podflablun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Podflablun, he will send you a sign.

Podflablun's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Podflablun's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect six carbon sculptures of Podflablun on top of important buildings.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.