Ditgidkop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional pig.

Ditgidkop created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditgidkop, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ditgidkop, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ditgidkop's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Ditgidkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not keep six swans in a large pit.

3. Erect five copper sculptures of Ditgidkop on top of important buildings.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.