Cipdogmil Didjigban is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever troll.

Cipdogmil Didjigban created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipdogmil Didjigban, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cipdogmil Didjigban, it will make you grow a tail.

Cipdogmil Didjigban's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cipdogmil Didjigban's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt nematodes.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Never feed oranges to aardvarks while wearing yellow jumpers.

4. Hide from fawn horses for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about dark matter near geese while wearing red shorts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your feet.