Stragmifyak is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, quiet naga.

Stragmifyak created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragmifyak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stragmifyak, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Stragmifyak's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Stragmifyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention turtles.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect six iron sculptures of Stragmifyak on top of important buildings.