Afbabwotcem is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered grasshopper.

Afbabwotcem created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afbabwotcem, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Afbabwotcem, she will turn you into a mole.

Afbabwotcem's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Afbabwotcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Afbabwotcem in the centre of the settlement.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.