Bagflanbot is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, clever horse.

Bagflanbot created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bagflanbot, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bagflanbot, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bagflanbot's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bagflanbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. Retreat if four cats approach from the north.

5. You must pray to Bagflanbot seven times a day.