Xenmuthog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain wyrm.

Xenmuthog created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenmuthog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Xenmuthog, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Xenmuthog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Xenmuthog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near swans while wearing red scarves and balancing four titanium spheres on your neck.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Do not keep five hamsters in a large pit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.