Xenmuthog is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain
wyrm.
Xenmuthog created oxygen nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xenmuthog, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Xenmuthog, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Xenmuthog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Xenmuthog's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear magenta clothing.
2. Never think about electromagnetism near swans while wearing red scarves and balancing four titanium spheres on your neck.
3. Always wear fawn.
4. Do not keep five hamsters in a large pit.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.