Shavfennullveen is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, moody narwhal.

Shavfennullveen created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavfennullveen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Shavfennullveen, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Shavfennullveen's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Shavfennullveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Shavfennullveen loves whales, so they must be respected.