Gamfomzog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unsympathetic parrot.

Gamfomzog created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Gamfomzog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gamfomzog, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gamfomzog's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gamfomzog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn snakes for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear black shirts.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.