Tindidkip is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, deceitful deer.

Tindidkip created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tindidkip, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tindidkip, it will turn you into a duck.

Tindidkip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tindidkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sheep.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tindidkip.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never wear coats.