Dimlinxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered chinchilla.

Dimlinxuck created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimlinxuck, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dimlinxuck, he will remove you from existence.

Dimlinxuck's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dimlinxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dimlinxuck's name in vain.

2. Always help ducks in need.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must never eat corn.