Queegladmot is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical goat.

Queegladmot created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegladmot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Queegladmot, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Queegladmot's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Queegladmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Queegladmot.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.