Nibtagxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing wasp.

Nibtagxuck created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibtagxuck, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nibtagxuck, he will be very unhappy.

Nibtagxuck's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nibtagxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Nibtagxuck in the centre of the settlement.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the east.