Kimbopfut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient fairy.

Kimbopfut created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimbopfut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kimbopfut, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kimbopfut's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kimbopfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near horses while wearing black boots and balancing six platinum spheres on your hands.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near monkeys while wearing red hats and balancing five silicon spheres on your head.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Respect your elders.