Ranpopminvil is a god.

She takes the form of a large, quiet aardvark.

Ranpopminvil created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ranpopminvil, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ranpopminvil, she will destroy your home planet.

Ranpopminvil's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Ranpopminvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near hamsters while wearing purple tights.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Ranpopminvil in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look in ponds.